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otemporaetmores: decaheda: tag urself i’m neutral bi
bitch-pudding: myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast you could have at least said spoiler alert
stevetogers: I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference
SpongeBob SquarePants
I just got overwhelmingly sad hearing the theme to Bob’s Burgers??? What the fuck??? That’s my favorite show why the fuck did I get sad
rahgot: guys… I just realized that the omnic from the Hero short is more human than most people out there… look at this he’s making the peace sign guys… he could have beat the shit out of those assholes (because he’s made out of metal you know)
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food Duke is NOT in fact, a cat Duke has shamed his ancestors
aymmichurros: i just dont trust anybody like that
4 eyes
therabbitears: I ♥ you, Bob Belcher.
babyferaligator: this is the most important photoset
The Tousled Lioness
cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required
c-bassmeow: samsweetmilk: The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy
toteslegitfoxnews: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, UNMUTE THIS!
lornagonigall: raattles: hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa DON’T LAUGH AT THE STUBBY BOY
ashirahs: lovenjunglefever: ashirahs: Hey Tumblr fam, I need some help I created this anti-hangover popsicle, have tested the crap out of it, and yes it works amazing. My friends love it, but I’m struggling with sales. Just being honest here.
afroambrosia: I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
zoey-and-dakota: Had to draw the spicy chicken boy
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
trohmankini: it’s okay to eat it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok your body is wonderful exactly the way it is please be kind to yourself i love
booksandpublishing: This Twitter thread is life. It’s something I’ve been thinking about for ages. It’s the kind of validation us Muslims need but we are failed by our own community. Do find her on Twitter for the whole thread and reflect on the
hreshtak: if you’re lgbt reblog w your opinion of peaches in the tags
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
itsalwaysunnyontv: me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about- me:
katyograd: me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown
northernwinedregs:Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
poorlytimed: transjemder: Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time conversation 1: cheese borger conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making
scarletthedork: Hi I did a couple doodles the other night just to try to get back into the swing of things a bit more. I might clean and color these eventually. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
calvin-klein-and-hobbes:How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??A. MasturbateB. Buy myself something I don’t needC. Eat processed foodD. Complete one (1) household taskE. All except D